Ha so every kid goes through the whole "birds and the bees talk". parents usually start when you're like ten and then they give it to you again when you start dating.. and sometimes just randomly....
Well The other day my mom and I went to Panera for lunch because I got out of school early due to exams. After panera we went to the bank because my mom had to deposit a whole dollar so that she wouldnt bounce a check ... shes kinda bad with money ahaha.
anyways...
so I decided since it was just the two of us I should tell her my plans for after I graduate.
I told her that I planned on moving out west to live with Cameron in his house, and I would just go to school out there.
her reply.... "Why don't you guys just get married?" (no sarcasm)
she was totally serious
and I know this beacuse she soon started talking about how she wanted to do my flowers, and how that would give her an excuse to go out west, and How we should get married and have sex rather than just live together and have sex Oh but make sure Im on the pill........
thats when I put on the breaks. There were Three things wrong with the direction this conversation was going.
One: who said anything about sex?
Two: your telling your soon to be 17 year old daughter to go get married.
Three: Birthcontrol?!
Wow I thought my mom had hit her head.
She then got into this huge thing about how she knows me and cameron love eachother, and how we know eachother better than anyone. and how it only makes sense that we get married...
personally... I plan to wait...
lol
it was weird.... but interesting..
haah mom...
Well The other day my mom and I went to Panera for lunch because I got out of school early due to exams. After panera we went to the bank because my mom had to deposit a whole dollar so that she wouldnt bounce a check ... shes kinda bad with money ahaha.
anyways...
so I decided since it was just the two of us I should tell her my plans for after I graduate.
I told her that I planned on moving out west to live with Cameron in his house, and I would just go to school out there.
her reply.... "Why don't you guys just get married?" (no sarcasm)
she was totally serious
and I know this beacuse she soon started talking about how she wanted to do my flowers, and how that would give her an excuse to go out west, and How we should get married and have sex rather than just live together and have sex Oh but make sure Im on the pill........
thats when I put on the breaks. There were Three things wrong with the direction this conversation was going.
One: who said anything about sex?
Two: your telling your soon to be 17 year old daughter to go get married.
Three: Birthcontrol?!
Wow I thought my mom had hit her head.
She then got into this huge thing about how she knows me and cameron love eachother, and how we know eachother better than anyone. and how it only makes sense that we get married...
personally... I plan to wait...
lol
it was weird.... but interesting..
haah mom...
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